Weeee.

Winter Break is incredibly boring and uneventful; and I mean that in the best way possible :D

I MISS YOU GUYS

I miss my friends...

On a side note, I think Debate Club went rather well!

On another side note, I'm terribly disorganized, in all aspects of my life.

On this last note, I miss you guys.

woo.

I love letters.

It's so punny!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.


Why don't anteaters ever get sick?
Because they have lots of ANTibodies.

What is a room that you can never enter?
A mushroom!

What is the smallest classroom in the world?
The eye because it has one pupil!


I love how these jokes are so lame, yet we all laugh so hard at them nowadays.

Never Enough Time

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want..."
-Calvin (and Hobbes)

When I saw that strip, I choked up.


Childhood's short, yet amazing. It is the sweetest most idyllic time of my life, and probably ever will be. Bittersweet, cos its over. We can't ever go back in time, to relive it. It's just, done. But hey we've got friends, we'll cop a beer and keep rolling, rolling on a river... as time goes by...






















And then we drop dead. Cheery thought ain't it?

Men, Women, Relationships. Yes there should be a requirement.

You know what I find irritating? When people announce to the world that they are boyfriend and girlfriend. When the two haven't even gone out yet.

Isn't it s'posed to go:
For guys:
You meet a girl. You think shes attractive or you've been eyeing her for a while in your classes or whatnot. You ask her out. If the date bombs, end of that, or you try again later. If the date's successful, you go out with her on several more, while at the same time one is allowed to date with her people to see who his.. mate is. After numerous dates you finally find the one girl that makes you tick. You ask her to be your girlfriend, entering an exclusive relationship. After several months of bliss, you either break up or propose. If successful, you later marry and have children, If not, you either try again later, or have it fall into disrepair.
For girls, pretty much the same thing. Dating does not equal exclusivity NOR does it imply that the two are girlfriend/boyfriend. But yes, to BECOME the former or latter, one must first DATE in order to ENTER that relationship.

Yeah, its a lot of commitment. That's why one takes relationships SERIOUSLY. And thats why dating is just that, just dating. Just getting to know a person, with no strings attached.

Of course chivalry applies: the man pays, holds the door, and plans all the events. But we're in the 21st century, where women may do the same too. Egalitarianism, anyone?

According to Connie, guys and gals claim boyfriend/girlfriend status simply for 'dibs.' To show everyone (s)he's not open for business. How rude. And entirely counterproductive: if you want him/her to be exclusive to you, make him/her NEED you. Make that person breathe your oxygen, walk your soil, and live for solely you. In otherwords, just try and make him/her WANT to like you, but not in a way that it sacrifices your principles.(Castration's also an option.)

As for who is sposed to shut up and make the sandwich, I'd say the sandwich maker has it pretty good, regardless of gender. I mean, c'mon! You get to play with the dog, have quality time with your children and force the family to eat your (horrendous) cooking. Of course, thats in a stereotypical American family, where they have two cars in every garage and live in a gated community.
Anywho that's my tongue-in-cheek rant for the day.

Wrongs, (W)Rights, and Weirds of Western Society

Isn't the title cool? :D (The W is there because there are so many other 'W's)

And here are my excuses for not posting: 1 I am lazy. 2 Other stuff going on 3 I doubt anyone cares anyway. \_(o_o)_/ says: holy jehosephat, its been 3 mnths since i posted :O

Lets get rid of the wrongs first shall we?

Sexism is so prevalent in society- WHERE TO STARTT~

Why is it that when people are in relationship they refer to their companion/mate/'friend' that that person *belongs* to them? Case in point: "She's mine" "He's my boyfriend" Popular media may have to do with this too tho'... ("MY Girl" ring a bell, anyone..?)

Another thing, disparities in income, unequal job opportunities, and sexual harassment at the workplace are all too common. (I dont think anyone reading cares tho so I'll move along)

And another thing, why is it in date stuff and so-and-so, the *guy* is s'posed to ask teh girl out?

Why is it that the guy pays for stuff? And why is it ok for guys to be man-whores yet when girls do it they are called 'sluts'? Why can't men wear dresses? Or shave their legs? Why MUST women shave their legs?

See what I mean...? All these double-standards for men and women alike, 'tho b/c women are always below men, its obvious to see who comes out on top: the testosterone, hairy pot-bellied man who enjoys watching people beat the &$%# out of each other (Hockey, wrestling, football, etc) I guess Hillary Clinton had it right when se said we need a woman in charge? :O

Oh and this isnt directly related to sexism, just... pervertedness. In high school. Someone shoot me... PENIS. Why do so many people laugh at that word..? Why do people make so many sex jokes...? I mea. ok theyre funny. laugh. GET OVER IT. Apparently if you dont like this sort of thing and are not obsessive over the opposite sex WOW look at that rack) you're considered homesexual. Which is not a bad thing, but COME ON!! *sigh*

Teenagers are immature... esp. teenage boys..

There are some nice things about society though; specialization of labor from a surplus of food due to the advent of agriculture enabled us to achieve great innovations. (wow WHAP is really getting to me...) Humans get emotions and and a higher intelligence ( is that good or bad..?)

Oh and tonight was a cool autumn night... (im going to blather on about my own life, srry about that) ducks in the pool, various peoples jogging, the beautiful sun setting, firemen BBQ'ing, the gentle gurgle of the creek. Makes you appreciate life... =]

Righto cheerio, the weirds: why is plural of louse lice, mouse mice but not house hice? and why then is not the singular form of rice 'rouse'? English is a weird language... Oh and WTHHH OBAMA GOT A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE???! yeappp...

PS my life stuff goes here cuz its not as important as my thoughts, in my opinion :D

auggh been sick, falling behind in hw, still cant apologize to YSI people, cant see Nancy (ALL THESE RETAKES ARE CONSUMING MY TIMEE)(andd honestly what are my chances anyway D: at the same time im thinking, man im lucky to have met her), hurted body (tailbone and knee still hurt from skating and lava mosnter =( but awesome friends, somewhat making more...? (not really) drifint apart from challenger friends, and chemo ends on DEC FIFTHHH

YAYYYYYYYY

ok thats it.. i think.. (>^_^)> on til next time, whenever that may be :D

if you still check this occasionally, i thank thee for caring :P